drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
oh god the rape fog is back!
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
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I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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