Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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