Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Say something about gay babies.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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