Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize