Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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