I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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