I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she told me i tasted like america
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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