Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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