Ambien. No doubt about it.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Dignity is for republicans.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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