I must be too annoying 4 u.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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