In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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