But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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