I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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