Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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