I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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