i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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