If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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