Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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