what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Found the puke drawer
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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