it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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