HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
