yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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