It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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