The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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