handjob tips. give me some.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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