It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he puts the penis in happiness.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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