Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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