I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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