Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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