rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Randomize
