just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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