Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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