Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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