I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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