Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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