Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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