im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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