My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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