from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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