i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
