Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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