i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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