Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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