Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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