is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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