so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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