the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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