After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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