Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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