Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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