i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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