I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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