how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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