Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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