This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
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You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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