Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I want a musical about memes.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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