He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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