My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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