i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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